Not OT: GROAT - GOAT getting roasted

I upvoted your post for the information. Thanks. 

However, your message feels needlessly combative. It feels as if you're saying "I posted about something I like and if you don't like it, you're wrong. Also, I'm a rebel so I posted in an unusual way and if you don't like that, you're wrong." 

Deal with the negs, my guy 

Who pissed in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch this morning?

I would pay Kevin Hart to retire. It’s a shame he’s going to be involved with this, because now I’m going to deliberately avoid it.

And what’s with the attitude OP?

Bold strategy coming in hot at the end, but it worked for me. I like a little spice now and then.

Mmmmm…. Roasted goat 

Homer Simpson salivating.gif

We need XM in on this post if we're talking about roasting goats. He can gut 'em and cook 'em, no doubt.

So #edgy

 

What a weirdly aggressive post.

Not sure why you're getting negged, but i wasnt aware that the roast was gonna be live. That's pretty cool. For all the politics i dont share with the Goat, he's a great rep for Michigan & I've always been a fan. Those last few years facing off against Mahomes were awesome, I feel like Tom passed the torch on chasing greatness.   

Belichick is gonna be on as well. I can already see it, Belichick going to the All-22 footage of a 3rd down play when Brady was expecting Cover 3 based on the pre snap look of the defense so Brady was planning to hit one of his TEs on a seam but the pass gets broken up because the defense disguised and rotated to a Cover 2 after the snap and Brady doesn't see the wide open Cover 2 hole shot. Belichick rips into Brady with his usual monotone & sarcastic self. Only to find out the play was from a game when the Patriots were up by 28 points in the 4th quarter.

I never watch celebrity circle jerks.

Groats (or in some cases, "berries") are the hulled kernels of various cereal grains, such as oat, wheat, rye, and barley. Groats are whole grains that include the cereal germ and fiber-rich bran portion of the grain, as well as the endosperm (which is the usual product of milling).

Groats can also be produced from pseudocereal seeds such as buckwheat.

Culinary uses
Groats are nutritious but can be difficult to chew, so they are often soaked before cooking. Groats are used as an ingredient in soup, porridge, bread, and vegetable-based milk.

Groats of many cereals are the basis of kasha, a porridge-like staple meal of Eastern Europe and Eurasia. In North America kasha or kashi usually refers to roasted buckwheat groats in particular.

In North India, cut or coarsely ground wheat groats are known as dalia and are commonly prepared with milk into a sweet porridge or with vegetables and spices into salty preparations.

In Yemen, boiled groats are eaten as a hot breakfast cereal, known as harish, and topped with clarified butter (samneh), or with honey. In Palestine and Syria, the same dish is known locally as ğarīš which may also refer to the farinaceous dish of semolina.

Parboiled and cut durum wheat groats, known as bulgur, are an essential ingredient of many Middle Eastern dishes such as mansaf and tabbouleh.

Groats are also used in some sausages, such as black puddings. A traditional dish from the Black Country in England is groaty pudding (not to be confused with groats pudding). Groaty pudding is made from soaked groats, leeks, onions, beef, and beef stock, and baked up to 16 hours; it is a traditional meal on Guy Fawkes Night.

Sliced oat groats are known as steel-cut oats, pinhead oats, coarse or Irish oatmeal.

Coarse barley flour is made by milling barley groats.

For a moment before reading past the thread title, I thought that someone had discovered that eating roasted goat could help cure Groats Disease.